My Cool Thing

Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

She says “Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you’d like to come into my bedroom.”

Santa responds “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says “I’ve got something special for you Santa. Can’t you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable.”

Santa responds “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says “Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift.”

Santa responds “Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”

I am sure this time of the year, it’s good to do a complete makeover of your desktop with this sexy Christmas wallpaper! Make the seasonal feeling so much closer and cheerful!

Christmas is only a couple of weeks away. Don’t hesitate because of the beautiful chicks… they are here to greet you Merry Christmas!… click on the picture for a bigger view, and then just right click to save it!

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This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help
me. I just can’t stop having sex!”

“Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks.

“Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.
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Congratulations to our number 1 woman single, Wong Mew Choo. She really made all of us surprise. The 24-year-old Wong Mew Choo showed that nothing was impossible when she overcame one Chinese player after another to bag her first ever-Open title. She defeated world champion Zhu Lin (in the quarter-finals), Athens Olympic Games winner Zhang Ning (semi-finals) and world number one Xie Xingfang (final). She is not the first time to win world number one Xie Xing Fang.

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A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: “For Women Only.” Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. “We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It’s easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what’s inside.”

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: “All the men on this floor are short and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

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Most of kids love Disney characters such as Mickey or Minnie Mouse, Cinderella, Belle, Princess Jasmine, or Little Mermaid. Disney’s world of princesses, fairies, children and animals are all about magic, fantasy and fun, and a lot of laughter.

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I have been not writing about our men’s double heroes Koo Kien Keat and Tan Boon Heong after they have disappointed me for quite a long time. But yesterday, they cheered me up with the very great and stunning game in Danish Open title in Odense.

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Yesterday my colleague send me a link of Youtube for a touching and very nice korean MTV. After downloading for quite a long time (Don’t know what happened to my line!), I finally can watch the MTV named “Kiss[Because I Am A Girl]”.

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This is a very interesting visual test for you, me and everyone who can see. Look at the following woman who is dancing carefully. Which direction do you see she is turning?

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Do not know since when women from China are not so welcomed and aware by us. There are a lot of “China dolls” or more common as “xiao long nui” in Malaysia now. There are a lot of complaints that women from China used to engage in illegal sex business in Malaysia, and this make us worry.

In recent years, the media frequently reported on some Chinese women apprehended by the police and a number of Malaysian men and China women affairs, this make us more and more worry.
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