My Cool Thing

Look at this photo….This is the young girl photo after touched up.

The girl in the photo looks so young, her face is as smooth as a soap, and she looks so fair.

But…..Do you want to see her original photo before touched up?

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Santa Claus makes his way down the chimney, and is met by a lovely young woman in a robe.

She says “Santa, how about giving me a special present. I know you’d like to come into my bedroom.”

Santa responds “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

The lovely young thing peels off her robe, revealing a skimpy negligee. Santa looks up from his sack of gifts, and she says “I’ve got something special for you Santa. Can’t you stay for just a little while? I know you want me. Let me make this Christmas eve unforgetable.”

Santa responds “Ho! Ho! Ho! Gotta go. Gotta go. Gotta deliver all these toys to the children you know.”

Not to be denied, she strips off the negligee, revealing her naughty bits, and they were quite nice naughty bits, I might add. And she says “Santa, this is your last chance. This body is your gift.”

Santa responds “Hey! Hey! Hey! Gotta stay. Gotta Stay. Can’t get up the chimney with my dick this way!”

I am sure this time of the year, it’s good to do a complete makeover of your desktop with this sexy Christmas wallpaper! Make the seasonal feeling so much closer and cheerful!

Christmas is only a couple of weeks away. Don’t hesitate because of the beautiful chicks… they are here to greet you Merry Christmas!… click on the picture for a bigger view, and then just right click to save it!

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This guy goes into a doctors and says “Doctor, doctor you’ve gotta help
me. I just can’t stop having sex!”

“Well how often do you have it?” the doctor asks.

“Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day”, he answers back.
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