Funny Jenny on 29 Jun 2007 02:59 am
Funny Jokes
What is the similarity between men and rats?
Both keep searching for new holes.
What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5- days and if it doesn’t come, it means you are in big trouble.
What’s the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology.When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.
What’s the height of recycling?
Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.
Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?
Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.
Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl’s skirt. Guess， where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!
The boy friend’s hand.
Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked “Why”?
The animals told him. Your tail is in front.
on 01 Jul 2007 at 10:24 am 1.*jenn said …
excellent entry!!! i can’t stop laughing…..
on 03 Jul 2007 at 2:20 am 2.rainbowpurple said …
hahahaha..
nice nice!!!
keep on jenny!!!
:P